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myhyperfixationisbooks · 8 months ago

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Other people introducing Cardan: This is the High King Cardan Greenbriar, cunning charmer, excellent fighter and a strategic, brutal ruler.

Cardan introducing himself: Hi, I'm Jude’s husband.

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variousfandomthoughts · 11 months ago

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Jude: And thus, by slowly taking larger and larger amounts of these small doses, our bodies will become used to the poisons, eventually making us immune to even lethal amounts.

Cardan: I thought we were just doing drugs together.

#jude x cardan #cardan x jude #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #elfhame #fota #tfota #tfota memes #the folk of the air #folk of the air #holly black #incorrect tfota #incorrect quotes #the cruel prince #the wicked king #The queen of nothing #Jurdan #tcp #1k

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highladyofterrasen7 · 4 months ago

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Jude: hey can you help me with this zip?

Cardan: of course

Jude:

Jude: up, cardan

Cardan: right sorry

#the cruel prince #the folk of the air #tfota #tfota memes #incorrect tfota #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #jurdan #jude x cardan

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starrynightsxo · 1 year ago

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praisethelorde · 1 year ago

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Taryn: Put yourself in my shoes.

Cardan: I would never wear those.

#he's so sassy he's definitely said this to someone before #folk of the air #tfota memes #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #taryn #taryn duarte #cardan #cardan greenbriar #jude #jude duarte #cardan x jude #jude x cardan #incorrect tfota #tfota incorrect quotes #tfota

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lostalittle · 1 year ago

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Cardan, if he lived in mortal world:

Google, please stop showing me sex ads. I know there are desperate sluts in my area, I have a mirror.

#jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #incorrect jurdan quotes #jude and cardan #jurdan #the cruel prince #the queen of nothing #the wicked king #elfhame #incorrect tfota

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vino---delectable · 9 months ago

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Cardan: "I could give you the world!"

Jude: "The fuck do I do with that."

#Sidenote: sorry for the language... I don't normally use swearing... But this is what the incorrect quote said!#incorrect quotes #incorrect tfota #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #jude x cardan #judecardan #jurdan #the folk of the air #tfota #the cruel prince #tcp #the wicked king #twk #the queen of nothing #tqon #tfota memes #holly black

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thejudeduarte · 6 months ago

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Cardan: hey, what do bees make?

Jude: *deadpan* honey

Cardan: ..yes dear?

Jude: *smacks him*

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madockisser · 2 months ago

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Happy Easter! i know not everyone celebrates but i still hope you all have a great weekend! 🫶

here are some random tfota/tcp memes I’ve had rotting away (ALL ARTWORKS SHOWN BY frostbite.studios on instagram!)

masterlist where u can find more jokies and pokies I’ve made abt tfota : here! 🫶

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viivdle · 1 year ago

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this is 113% what cardan thought happened during the exile

#cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #oak greenbriar #jurdan #vivi duarte #vivienne duarte #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #the folk of the air #tfota #tfota memes #holly black #holly blacj #incorrect tfota #the court of shadows #<3 #scheduled

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murasaki-cha · 11 months ago

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Ok but we need the trilogy from Cardan's pov for many reasons. But mostly because I want to know his thought process when getting Jude's dress and sending it anonymously

Cardan getting his own coronation outfut tailored: That damn Jude!

Cardan: *sees a bunch of dress designs*

Cardan: She's not even worthy of wearing our clothes! For example this dress would look horrible on her!

Cardan: Curse her for defying me!

Cardan: The color of this one would do nothing for her complexion.

Cardan: I hate that she makes me feel so agitated!

Cardan: This one has too much embroidery it would make her look ridiculous.

Cardan: Damn her for haunting my every waking thought!

Cardan: the neckline on this one would not work out with her wide shoulders.

Cardan: I hate that I can’t stop thinking about her- *sees THE dress*

Cardan: *Imagines Jude in the dress dancing with him*

Cardan: ....Get this tailored too and send it to Madoc's residence for his youngest daughter

Cardan later that night: WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF-

#cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #jurdan #tfota #the folk of the air #folk of the air #incorrect tfota #tfota incorrect quotes #the cruel prince #tcp #the wicked king #twk #the queen of nothing #tqon #qon #holly black

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myhyperfixationisbooks · 8 months ago

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Jude: Next time we meet, we’re enemies!

Cardan, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

#Manifest it #books #reader #book memes #reading #the cruel prince #tfota #jude duarte #the folk of the air #booktok #cardan greenbriar #Jurdan #cardan x jude #jude x cardan #jude and cardan #incorrect tfota #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #memes

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sunshinelivesforever · 1 year ago

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Random TFOTA incorrect quotes because I'm bored:

Cardan: Okay, truth or dare? Jude: Truth Cardan: How many hours have you slept this week? Jude: Jude: …Dare Cardan: Go to bed. Jude: I don’t like this game.

Jude: holding a bottle Is this whiskey or perfume? Cardan: chugs entire bottle Cardan: It’s perfume.

Jude: I’m going to take you out Cardan: Great, it’s a date! Jude: I meant that as a threat. Cardan: See you at five!

Jude: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Cardan: … Your what? Jude: My friends. The Roach: Is she saying “friends”? The Ghost: I think she’s being sarcastic. The Bomb: No, no, no, this is delirium, she’s cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Jude! All of your friends are in this room. Jude: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Cardan: I’m an idiot. Jude: The Roach: The Bomb: The Ghost: Cardan: Jude: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Cardan: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword. Jude: That's why I carry two swords.

Jude: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Cardan: I think you mean cards. Jude, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.

Cardan: How do I deal with my enemies? Jude: Kill them Cardan: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution Jude: Kill them only a little?